That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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