my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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