is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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