Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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