he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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