I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I have post one night stand depression
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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