it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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