Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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