I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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