No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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