Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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