Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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