And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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