Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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