it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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