I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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