Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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