Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so let's talk penis.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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