It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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