Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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