I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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