And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Sorry my hands just texted you
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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