I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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