I just cut my nipple shaving
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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