yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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