Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
This is my gift to your gina
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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