Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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