You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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