We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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