when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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