Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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