You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
then he tried to convert me to islam
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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