Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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