Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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So squirting runs in the family.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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