good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Dear god my vagina.
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