PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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