awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I feel like abortions should bother me more
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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