? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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