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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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