I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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