when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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