And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
how does that bad decision feel?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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