This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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