Small penises have feelings too.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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