it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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