He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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