Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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