I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize