I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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