Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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